Thursday, December 21, 2017

Captain's Log Day 1

Tis  the season of high utility bills

Now that the repeal of Net Neutrality has passed it's now the time to speak face to face to family during the holiday's. The first day of winter break I woke up at a ripe mid morning of 9:00. My mother left out eggs and butter so I could do what I do best. Bake. As a whole from start to finish I spent 6 hours baking. That includes gas and electric (boogie woggie woogie woogie). I can't confirm if my neighbors are ready to move out because of my constant singing. I can confirm though they know every Christmas carol under the sun because I've been playing them since November 1st.
today I managed to make my own soup. Don't worry I'm healthy. Mom..Ms DeProspo I eat my vegetables. To be specific celery, carrots, and bok choy. I must admit it was a pretty good stock considering its vegetarian. I'm not vegetarian by choice, but because I don't know how to cook meat. I'll either poison someone, make it dry like cardboard, or make it so tough you can punt it like a foot ball. Charlie Brown who?
I only almost burned myself twice today it's a new record. In celebration I gave myself a huge glass of milk. I'm trying to rid myself of the sugar high while this blog is being written. I hope you can read the speed my fingers are flying across this keyboard. Call me Santa Clause on Christmas Eve four hours behind schedule. Four days until Christmas Day my friends, happy December 21.

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