Wednesday, January 31, 2018

Go Birds!

I mean the green ones for Philadelphia, not the blue twitter bird.

It's Superbowl Sunday coming Feburary 4, 2018 and Philadelphia is roaring. So much so the ground is quaking. I for one am absolutely clueless of what kind of game we are getting into. I'm a novice journalist in a high school I know nothing about sports. What I do know is the delicious snacks that come with the roaring crowds, couch potatoes, and green facepaint. The chips and dip, hot dogs, burgers, the vegtable platter that noone touches you name it, it's been long awaited.



Even though I dont live anywhere near Minneapolis, Minnesota I live right next to broad street. If theres anything abut Philadelphia Broad street is where all the action happens. From the mummers parade to joyous crowds parading down the asphalt. Pretty sure silly string and confetti will be everywhere for the next few weeks.

Of course with so much celebration please remeber to be safe; with great joy comes great responsiblity. Don't drink and drive my fellow Philly folk. We live in the modern age of Uber, Lyft, and Postmates. Keep your alcohol at home or at the stadiums. I promise it'll be worth it. Don't put yourselves in danger and dont BE a danger.

Saturday, January 13, 2018

Soooo..It’s not Illegal?

Nope not illegal anymore.

Janurary 10, 2018 I became the magic age of 18. To answer your question, no it’s not illegal to sign your name on papers anymore. You can write checks, make your own bank account, and pay bills by yourself. It’s a crazy concept I know. Here we are now though.

My parents asked me where I’d like to spend maturing into a legal adult. Of course I said Sky Zone Trampoline Park because do you know who I am? Most people would like fancy dinners or big parties. Naw you haven’t seen how aerodynamic my four foot body can take me.



I’m sure by tomorrow morning I’ll be unable to move and waddle to the freezer to ice my muscles but hey it’s worth it. Think about it.. great exercise but also being able to fly. Who would say no.


Tuesday, January 9, 2018

Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it WOAAAAHH!!!

Ice is pretty..cool.


No? Anyone...yeah me neither. I don’t plan to be a comedian either. January has come and with it sheets of ice. This morning I connected with my inner penguin and shuffled across the streets of Philadelphia. Broad street was littered with salt and the cars turned white. Call me frozone because I discovered concrete makes ice sheets invisible. 



I didn’t go that fast, I was more like a sail on a rug having a good day. None the less I made it to the subway stations. Not to mention tiles and snow slush do not go together. Keep your hands warm friends extremities tend to get frost bitten first. I don’t know why they don’t have nose warmers. Oh goodness that’s a great idea, TRADEMARK! speaking of good ideas wear two pairs of socks today. Pack an extra pair in your bag too you’ll thank me later. Stay warm lovelies. 

Peace out.


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